WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
how i feel when i anonymously compliment people
Oh man I felt like diving in and designing some mermen versions of Levi and Erwin. Forgive me for decline in quality. I have drawn about 7 things today and man am I tired (also I have never drawn merpeople before please forgive me).
Erwin is based on a beta fish - a natural born fighter and raised from birth to be a soldier.
Levi is based on a lion fish - he is part of the royal family and protected by Erwin, but often forced to stay ‘indoors’ for many plot reasons I won’t get into on this post.
Anyway, I imagine the first time he sees Levi, Erwin accidentally flares his fins just a bit because he thinks he is cute.
L: What are you looking at? You look like a clownfish shit you out. (Not bad)
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what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
how many eye contact until date
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!
I never expected Hajime Isayama to actually draw young Erwin. Last chapter made me really happy, but it also makes me worried since I think Erwin will inevitably die TwT I just hope it won´t happen soon.