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| Kaleigh | 21 | Toronto |

Attack on Titan・Free!・Black Butler・Welcome to Night Vale・Ouran High School Host Club・Marvel Cinematic Universe・Game of Thrones・Hannibal・Doctor Who・Supernatural・Sherlock・
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

zombres:

SNK Guidebook Scans: Hange Zoe

momtaku:

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See those little blurry words on the left side of Hange’s spider web of abilities?

It says “Intelligence”, and it goes to eleven.

I’m happy to announce that our beloved Hange Zoe has the highest intelligent score of any character in the Shingeki world. Erwin and Armin only scored 10’s.

(Once again, thank you, Julystorms, for destroying your book in order to provide scans of all the Guidebook pages!)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

eatcleantrainharder:

So there’s a guy at my gym who draws these on a weekly basis and I don’t want it to stop
Part 3

severalbadpunslater:

I appreciate shonen anime characters’ ability to overcome things like the laws of physics and biology with sheer willpower.

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

  #makoto in attack on titan    #nOPE    #he would not last    #i mean sure he'd probably be okay with the 3dmg and all    #but let's face it the boy is afraid of the fucking dark there's no way he'd deal with titans  

underthesamestar-art:

some domestic married makoharu

nsfw under the cut

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zhouenlaid:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

thebaconsandwichofregret:

The most British British ever to have Britished.

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